Buddha Wins Nobel

It was very shocking news for me and I have decided to open a business of speech writing. I thought about the efforts and sacrifice made by Gandhi, I also thought about the M. Teressa, King Siddhartha and lot many people from across the world except Obama and failed to find facts  that man who gave the Key of  NON-violence to the world is still UNTOUCHABLE for the rewards and it is very clear that there are many like Mr. Gandhi. Really, change we need to digest the indigestible.

Strong contender for the next Nobel for peace is Mr. xyz from Pakistan for TALKING about the piece.. oh…. Sorry it is “ peace” on the point if nukes and sponsoring Jihad….sorry – freedom war for peace in India coz “They also have a dream” and most importantly they also provide funds for the betterment of terrorists (… sorry again – it is warrior for peace).

Mr. xyz deserves the award before the Obama but I hope “yes they can” in future.

See even in Oscars, they disqualify several good movies appreciated by 100 Million people. You need change to digest this also. I bet you will soon get a film that too an Oscar winning OBAMA film.