Joke: The Blonde does a paint job

By on August 8, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

Now, if you get offended at blonde jokes, *please* just don’t read the darn thing.

 

I happen to like them but I also love redhead jokes and brunette jokes. This just happened to be in my email.

 

Hugs to all,

Brigit

 

The Blonde Painter

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You’re finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari."
                 

About Brigit

Hmmm....well.... I grew up in a home where both of my parents were a bit older than average--my mom had me when she was 34. My dad is a Hungarian immigrant who came to the States in '49, when he was just 11. His dad was born in 1898--so in a very real sense one of the people who raised me was, by English time frames, a late Victorian in his attitudes, which no doubt helped mine own anachronistic (out of this period) tendencies along somewhat. By the time I was 13 I was much more firmly footed in Victorian English ways than I was in modern American ones. My most recent models for how men and women should be at that time were from World War II. LOL Since then, I've regressed a few centuries in certain ways--my preferred English is about mid-Renaissance and I also love English from the late Medieval era as well. Can't think of anything else to write at this time. Much love to all of you. Love and peace, Brigit
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8 Responses to Joke: The Blonde does a paint job

  1. SpiritualWriter August 8, 2009 at 2:24 am #

    fabulous, this is FUNNY. thanks Brigit. I live in Essex in the UK and Essex girls come in for all sorts of stick around the Blonde theme. I am passing this on to all my friends. Thank you.

  2. Brigit August 8, 2009 at 2:28 am #

    You're welcome, Tamasin. Glad you enjoyed! Hugs, Brigit

  3. SpiritualWriter August 8, 2009 at 2:43 am #

    here is a joke that my friend sent to me by text this morning – ANYONE READING WHO MAY BE OFFENDED – STOP READING NOW:

    A woman was in Court on shop lifting charges, she had stolen a tin of peaches. The judge asked her how many peaches were in the tin? 4, she replied. He sentenced her to one month for each peach. Her husband shouted out from the gallery "and she stole a tin of peas" !

    made me chuckle. x

  4. Brigit August 8, 2009 at 2:50 am #

    LOL

  5. mydomainpvt August 8, 2009 at 5:11 am #

    with a wee bit of suspicion that these jokes are formed out of jealousy I will meekly admit that some of them are absolutely hilarious…….. like this one.

    Wish you love, peace and happiness.

    Trisha

  6. mydomainpvt August 8, 2009 at 5:12 am #

    loved both the jokes brigit and tamasin.

    Wish you love, peace and happiness.

    Trisha

  7. PaulGopal August 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm #

    Enjoyed the jokes !

  8. Brigit August 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    Hey, Trisha, Paul.

    Glad you liked them.

    Hugs,

    Brigit